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Miss Kay Robertson loses pet turtle Mr. T

This week’s episode of Duck Dynasty revealed Miss Kay Robertson lost her pet turtle, Mr. T.

Immediately, suspicion was cast on Miss Kay’s sweet pooch, Bobo.

“Maybe this little boy here had turtle for breakfast,” said Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson, pointing to Bobo.

“See if you got little pieces of Mr. T in the stool of that dog next time he goes out there in the woods.”

“That’s an awful thing to say,” replied Miss Kay, who opened Bobo’s mouth and took a whiff of breath.

“Oh goodnight,” she said, waving away the stench.

This week’s episode of Duck Dynasty revealed Miss Kay Robertson lost her pet turtle, Mr. T

“Ain’t nothin’ smells worse than a dead turtle,” said Phil Robertson, shaking his head.

“Ol’ turtle-breath.”

As a gesture of love, Phil Robertson offered to go turtle hunting to find Miss Kay a new pet.

“There aren’t many things that can get me up and out of my chair, especially when I’m sharpening my knife,” explained Phil Robertson.

“And the last thing that I ever thought would get me out of my chair would be a turtle hunt.”

Miss Kay Robertson, however, had a sure-fire way to get Phil to fetch her a new turtle.

“If you want some lovin’ tonight, today is the day,” Miss Kay said resolutely.

“So is this one of them no honey on the biscuit maneuvers here?” Phil asked, somewhat helplessly.

“You got it, Jack,” smiled Miss Kay.

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