Si Robertson top 5 funniest tweets

Si Robertson’s character is one of the reasons Duck Dynasty has become such a phenomenal hit. Uncle Si’s love of long nonsensical tales has viewers enraptured and much of these he imparts on Twitter.

Si Robertson has some 237,000 followers on the platform, all eager to hear his missives.

Here are five of Si Robertson’s funniest Tweets:

“A dog is just like a car, a mattress…Or a tree you gotta test them out.”

“Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, <<If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go>>.”

 “I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised and approved by my wife)…but still my own”

 “With these corrective lenses, I can see so good; I can see into the future. Hey, I see Willie getting fatter.”

“Rule #1 bring plenty of bug spray

Rule #1 never go in the woods without a pistol

Rule #1 have your buddy’s back

Rule #1 lay down and digest”