Si Robertson has some 237,000 followers on the platform, all eager to hear his missives.
Here are five of Si Robertson’s funniest Tweets:
“A dog is just like a car, a mattress…Or a tree you gotta test them out.”
“Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, <<If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go>>.”
“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised and approved by my wife)…but still my own”
“With these corrective lenses, I can see so good; I can see into the future. Hey, I see Willie getting fatter.”
“Rule #1 bring plenty of bug spray
Rule #1 never go in the woods without a pistol
Rule #1 have your buddy’s back
Rule #1 lay down and digest”
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