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Duck Dynasty: Si Robertson Best Quotes

Si Robertson is one of the stars of A&E’s newest hit show Duck Dynasty and is the younger brother of family patriarch Phil Robertson who was the original inventor and founder of the Duck Commander company.

Si Robertson is an army veteran who served in Vietnam, retired from the army in 1993 and went to work full time for Duck Commander where he designs the reeds for all the duck calls.

On Duck Dynasty, Si Robertson can be seen with his nephew Willie Robertson and the entire Duck Commander family.

“I’m the master of distractions. Do a couple of hand gestures, and bam! I’ll take the underwear clean off your butt.”

“Calling your girlfriend your <<lady friend>> is a great way to let everyone know you both met on Craigslist.”

“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”

“Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, <<If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go>>.”

“Ford F150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra. As a married man, these are the only pickup lines I am allowed to use.”

“First it’s pretty tires, then it’s pretty guns…next thing you know, you’re shavin’ your beard and wearin’ capri pants.”

“A beaver is about like the ninjas… the suckers only work at night and they’re hard to find.”

Si Robertson is one of the stars of A&E’s newest hit show Duck Dynasty and is the younger brother of family patriarch Phil Robertson

“That’s a fact JACK!!!!!!”

“Hey, I’m like Aretha Franklin, I don’t get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!”

“I know every square inch of this place like I know the back of my ham.”

“One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!”

“I’m so dope, I am illegal in 50 states! (stating how good he looks up dressed up).”

“I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.”

“These boys packed so much stuff, Hey, they could survive a zombie, nuclear, a-poca-liss”

“I may not use any of this stuff but hey look I can sell it on Greg’s List!”

”Plenty of fish in the sea…stingray…gamma ray…ray-ban…”

“Look here beavers you better hide your wife hide your husband and both of you hide your kids we’re coming.”

 “I’m the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I’ll pull the underwear clean of your butt.”

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