Lindsay Lohan’s long awaited Anger Management episode with Charlie Sheen finally aired on Thursday.
While there were references to drugs, court dates and theft, with canned laughter as their soundtrack the pair’s walk down memory lane was one peppered with sedate jokes.
The episode revolved around Lindsay Lohan, playing herself, employing Charlie Sheen’s character Charlie Goodson, to be her anger management coach while she acted in a cheesy Japanese commercial.
“I’m Lindsay Lohan and I love the taste of alcohol but sometimes bars close, so how am I going to get that taste until they open again?” Lindsay Lohan says in the fictional advert for kitsch product Number One Happy Whiskey Chew.
Lindsay Lohan’s long awaited Anger Management episode with Charlie Sheen finally aired on Thursday
“There’s no alcohol in it but I still might wake up with a stranger,” recites the actress flanked by a giant bear, who is thrusting his pelvis in her direction.
The bear causes Lindsay Lohan to throw a tantrum and stomp off the set.
“What the f*** so I’m having s** with a bear now?” she yells, throwing the gum to the floor.
“All I agreed to was dressing up as a sexy Japanese schoolgirl, now I’m some drunk who has s** with bears for gum?” she moans.
It is Charlie Goodson’s job to pacify Lindsay Lohan but the couple end up in bed together and series of misunderstandings lead to Lindsay getting arrested.
Another scene nods to Lindsay Lohan’s arrests for probation violation and failing to complete her community service.
“All the jails know me,” she says as she shirks out of attending the whole of an anger management meeting in a jail.
“Oh, and by the way, if anybody asks, I was here for the full hour,” Lindsay Lohan says as she leaves.
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen also end up in bed together – telling similar jokes – in their new film Scary Movie 5, which is in theatres this weekend.
Lindsay Lohan will not have much time to enjoy the success of Anger Management episode or Scary Movie 5 as she will soon start her court ordered inpatient treatment programme.
According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan will have to resist her fair share of temptations including the liquor store near the Seafield Centre.
The owner of Six Corners Liquors told TMZ: “If Lindsay came in we would treat her like a normal customer. If she wants to buy something of course we will allow her to buy something. I would never say no to her.
“[I’m] rooting for [Lindsay Lohan] to succeed and drink in moderation.”
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Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan reunited on the red carpet at the premiere of Scary Movie 5 at ArcLight’s Cinerama Dome in Hollywood on Thursday night.
Charlie Sheen, 47, who bailed the 26-year-old out of tax debt to the tune of $100,000, grabbed hold of Lindsay Lohan a little too enthusiastically as he went in for a friendly kiss.
Lindsay Lohan, who is rehab bound within weeks, didn’t appear to mind – and laughed as Charlie Sheen pawed her in front of the cameras.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan reunited on the red carpet at the premiere of Scary Movie 5 at ArcLight’s Cinerama Dome in Hollywood
The red carpet was a who’s who of celebrities gone bad, as Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and co-star Andy Dick between them have clocked up numerous arrests and trips to rehab.
The troubled trio have plenty in common, frequently making headlines for their past arrests and weakness for drugs and alcohol.
The after-party for Scary Movie 5 premiere was surely a lively one what with other wild personalities such as Mike Tyson and Eddie Griffin around.
Also at the premiere was actress Heather Locklear toting her 15-year-old daughter Ava Sambora.
Heather Locklear got together with her ex-BFF Denise Richards, who was married to Charlie Sheen for three years.
Scary Movie 5 star Ashley Tisdale, 27, displayed her dark side with an ombré hairstyle and a vampy cut-out, sparkly gown.
She was smooched on the red carpet by her boyfriend, Annie Automatic musician Christopher French.
Kate Walsh, 45, looked classy in her spring frock and Erica Ash looked rosy in her pink dress with a plunging neckline.
Charlie Sheen goofed around with heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson, who pretended to bite off his ear like he did to Evander Holyfield in 1997.
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An emotional Lindsay Lohan who broke down in tears appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman on Tuesday night.
Lindsay Lohan, 26, welled up and had to dab her eyes with a tissue at one point, after being given a surprising compliment by David Letterman.
“We’d never thought we see you again honestly because of the jokes and stuff,” David Letterman told the actress, after several awkward minutes of her laughing along with his gags about her shoplifting charges and multiple court appearances.
“But yet you have enough spine, enough sense of yourself, enough poise to come out here and talk to me.”
Lindsay Lohan couldn’t contain her emotion, with tears welling in her eyes, prompting David Letterman to hand her a tissue.
“Oh thanks, that makes it obvious and all,” Lindsay Lohan said, holding the tissue up to the audience.
An emotional Lindsay Lohan who broke down in tears appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman on Tuesday night
“She’s tearing up a little bit. God bless you,” said David Letterman.
Lindsay Lohan then tries to introduce a clip featuring herself with Charlie Sheen in the forthcoming Scary Movie 5, but ended up being unable to get the words out, while trying to describe the excerpt.
“There’s a lot of things in the scene,” the actress said.
“I’m flustered right now because you made me tear up because you’re very sweet.”
Earlier, Lindsay Lohan confirmed to David Letterman she is heading to rehab on May 2, before being subjected to an uncomfortable grilling about her prospective treatment.
“I think it’s a blessing and not a curse,” she said about her treatment.
“To be honest, I’m the happiest when I’m working and the healthiest. I think this is an opportunity for me to focus on what I love in life.”
Sporting an orange and white floral dress with her hair in a loose updo, Lindsay Lohan tried her best to deflect David Letterman’s questions during the chat.
“Aren’t you supposed to be in rehab now?” David Letterman asked the star who last month struck a plea deal over charges relating to a car crash in June 2012.
“Don’t you watch anything that goes on? What are you a tabloid now?” Lindsay Lohan retorted, imploring the talk show host to concentrate on discussing her acting projects.
But David Letterman didn’t let her off the hook that easily, asking her how long she was going to be in rehab for and how many times she had been treated previously.
“Several,” Lindsay Lohan acknowledged about her forthcoming sixth time in rehab where she will spend three months.
“What are they rehabbing?” asked David Letterman, to audience laughter.
“What is on their list? What are they going to work on when you walk through the door?”
“We didn’t discuss this in the pre-interview,” Lindsay Lohan replied.
“Just saying to everyone.”
“Do you have addiction problems?” the host persisted.
“It is alcohol. Do you drink too much?”
“Now you sound like Dr Phil,” the actress said.
“We’ve discussed this in the past.”
At one point, Lindsay Lohan took David Letterman’s list of questions and read them out herself, ending with the one: “Why are you always in trouble?”
“I don’t know,” she declared.
“I couldn’t answer that. I’m a target. I’ve always been. I put myself in situations in the past where…I take full responsibility for it. And it wasn’t funny. I was being immature. I was going through a phase. And I had a lot of family things going on and things in life.
“You grow up and you mature and I’ve said that a million times, I know that,” she continued.
“But what else am I supposed to say when it’s a process of life and I’m not trying to deny any situation I’m put in.”
“You’re lucky that we have this rehab that you’re looking forward to, before you got hurt and someone else gets hurt,” said David Letterman.
“I agree – I’m looking forward to it,” Lindsay Lohan said.
“I’m looking forward to some time for myself. The next time I come on the show, that will be in my past.”
David Letterman then expressed surprise that the actress had actually turned up to be on the show.
“I showed up! Like I wasn’t going to!” she said.
“Who’s taking you to rehab?” the host then asked.
“Oh God. Jimmy Fallon, and you,” Lindsay Lohan responded before correcting herself.
“I don’t want people to think I’m making a joke of that. I’m not. It’s no joking matter.”
However, Lindsay Lohan sportingly laughed her way through several of David Letterman’s jokes about her woes, even cracking a few at her own expense.
Sipping from a mug on his desk, she declared: “Oh I thought this was going to be vodka. Shucks!”
David Letterman began the chat by showing the audience a photograph of Lindsay Lohan’s first appearance at 6-years-old in 1992.
He then proceeded to read out several jokes about her.
“Lindsay Lohan’s in court so often, the cafeteria has named a sandwich over her,” he declared.
The star joined in, revealing she had planned to appear on the show with the shop tags still on her dress.
“That would have been tremendous,” agreed David Letterman.
“What in life can’t we make light of?”
“I’m fine with making light of myself,” Lindsay Lohan agreed.
“That’s why I want to walk out with a tag on.”
Lindsay Lohan was also quizzed about her friendship with Charlie Sheen – she recently filmed a guest appearance on his sitcom Anger Management.
“I met Charlie when I was doing Scary Movie 5 in Atlanta,” she recalled.
“He told me about the show that he was starting to do and it all came together. It’s a really great set. Nice environment. Everyone’s so funny.”
David Letterman also alluded to Charlie Sheen’s claim that he wrote Lindsay Lohan a cheque for $100,000 to help pay her tax bill.
“Is it true that Charlie gave you money or is that not true?” he said.
“That’s something you’d have to ask Charlie,” Lindsay Lohan retorted.
Despite the rather testing interview, Lindsay Lohan looked in good spirits as she left the studios, having changed into a lather mini-shirt, black lace sleeveless top and strappy sandals.
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Lindsay Lohan apparently grabbed $15,000 worth of clothing from the set of her new film, Scary Movie 5.
The items were on her wardrobe racks and the actress has been accused of helping herself to them, according to a new report in the National Enquirer.
The National Enquirer claims to have spoken to a set insider, who alleged Lindsay Lohan, 26, took some “nice tops and skirts” among other things while shooting the movie last month.
“It was the talk of the set in Atlanta,” the whistleblower told the publication.
“The clothes were on her wardrobe racks. Some nice tops and skirts and other items were gone.
“I guess Lindsay thought she was entitled to it, like free soap at a hotel. All the other actors knew about it, but the producers just put it down to the price you had to pay for doing business with Lindsay.”
Lindsay Lohan apparently grabbed $15,000 worth of clothing from the set of Scary Movie 5
Lindsay Lohan is playing herself in the upcoming horror flick, which is set for release next year.
She was confirmed as having joined the cast in August, along with Charlie Sheen.
According to the National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan was unhappy with her part and only showed up on Georgia set after being threatened with legal action.
The source added: “The wardrobe people were unhappy about the missing clothes, but at the end of the day the producers decided it was more trouble than it was worth to try and get them back.”
Lindsay Lohan’s spokesman Steve Honig said: “This is pure National Enquirer fiction.”
Back in 2011, Lindsay Lohan was convicted of a necklace theft after being caught on surveillance footage wearing the $2,500 jewellery item just before it went missing from the Kamofie & Co store in Venice Beach, Los Angeles.
