The National Enquirer claims Angelina Jolie recently “told an astonished Brad that her former flame, Irish actor Colin Farrell, put him to shame between the sheets.”
“In a dig designed to push Brad Pitt’s buttons, Angelina Jolie insulted his manhood, and the devastated actor has gone on a drunken rampage!” declares the National Enquirer, an outlet whose reporting on the couple tends to alternate between despicable and nonsensical.
Her “sex confession” allegedly sent Brad Pitt into a “boozy tailspin,” allege sources for the Enquirer.
“Brad caught Angie red-handed, admitting that she thinks he’s a so-so lover,” says one insider for the facts-challenged tabloid.
The National Enquirer “source” continues: “Ever since then, he’s been on a drunken rampage – consuming copious amounts of his favorite beer and red wine.”
According to the magazine, Brad Pitt was “even spotted staggering up to a Taco Bell drive-thru window” at 1 a.m. last month, with an alleged “eyewitness” claiming the actor “looked drunk, and after he realized the fast-food joint was closed, he stumbled off into the early morning darkness.”
The National Enquirer claims Angelina Jolie told an astonished Brad Pitt that her former flame, Colin Farrell, put him to shame between the sheets
In any case, the tabloid insists that a booze-addled Brad Pitt has been on an extended bender ever since he allegedly first heard Angelina Jolie complaining about her sex life during a phone call with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.
“Angie told Billy Bob that her love life with Brad had gone cold, and she missed the wild, passionate sex she’d had with Colin,” says the Enquirer source.
The Enquirer goes on to explain how an enraged, eavesdropping Brad Pitt confronted Angelina Jolie and forced her to admit details of her supposed sex life with Colin Farrell, and that she still “lusts” for him, resulting in Pitt’s extended “drunken rage.”
The tabloid also claims that Brad Pitt is allegedly outraged over everything from Angelina Jolie’s eighth-grade “hookup” to her non-existent “plans to reunite” with Billy Bob Thornton.
Jill Biden has accidentally cracked a joke about her husband’s manhood on Friday.
Captured on video, this is the moment the Second Lady lost her cool at a New Hampshire campaign event, giggling like a schoolgirl as the crowd roared with delight.
Passionately describing Joe Biden’s work ethic she began: “I’ve seen Joe up close,” making a wide motion with her hands, before blushing as she realised the innuendo she had just made.
“It’s in my remarks, really,” Jill Biden insisted.
Jill Biden has accidentally cracked a joke about her husband's manhood on Friday
A wave of amused titters swept the audience, Jill Biden allowing herself an embarrassed chuckle, but she quickly recovered and persevered, her husband nodding encouragingly behind her, a self-satisfied grin spread across his face.
It didn’t stop there, however.
Having planted the seed, every sentence seemed laden with sexual reference, so much so that Jill Biden was barely able to continue as spectators fell apart were uncontrollable laughter.
The Second Lady’s description of Joe Biden’s “big, strong heart” was no longer as innocent as intended and by the time she got to revealing how she has “heard the urgency in his voice when he comes and talks to people” she was almost drowned out by delighted whooping from the crowd.
And as she fought the urge to laugh, Jill Biden made a badly-timed pause after the word “comes”, which only added to the hilarity.
Jill Biden’s slip-up came as her husband made his own campaign trail faux pas, addressing around 100 high school athletes at Newport High School.
Getting into character with a football cradled beneath his arm the Vice President discussed students’ favorite sports as they stood before him in their various team kits.
Turning to a group of cheerleaders he proclaimed them to be the best athletes in college, the Daily Caller reported.
“You think, I’m joking,” he quipped.
“They’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”