This year’s Oscar nominees at next weekend’s star-studded ceremony will be comforted by a lavish $80,000 goodie bag containing:

ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant surgery

Walk Japan tour ($15,000)

Best of Vegas holiday package ($9,000)

Halo natural pet food (host Ellen DeGeneres is an ambassador and actors can donate the food to an animal charity of their choice) ($6,142.89)

Rocky Mountaineer train trip ($4,078)

Imanta Mexico holiday package ($3,300)

Dr. Charles Runels’ O-Shot procedure

Steamist home spa system ($2,560)

Koala Landing resort stay in Kauai ($2,000)

Epic pet health therapy ($1,571.98)

Gizara arts print ($1,000)

Huntley Drive fitness training sessions ($850)

Krystal Klear filtered water system

This year’s Oscar nominees at next weekend’s star-studded ceremony will be comforted by a lavish $80,000 goodie bag

Max Martin shoes ($750)

Le Petit Cirque lessons ($575)

A house call from respected acupuncturist Heather Lounsbury ($500)

Jan Lewis bracelet ($400)

Slow watch made in Switzerland

Acure skincare ($300)

Jitseu handbags ($279)

Narrative clip camera ($279)

Rouge organic maple syrup ($250)

Coolway Go Pro hairdryer

Mace pepper spray guns

Polar Loop activity tracker ($109.95)

M3K beauty products ($100)

Horse shampoo for humans

Chocolatines of flavors including ‘chocolate-dipped bacon’, ‘chianti wine with olive’ and ‘champagne brut with bleu cheese bark’ ($89)

Knit & Co cable knit mittens

Slimware portion control dinnerware ($59)

Betty Jane candies

Blossoms Blends tea ($49.95)

Hydroxycut weight loss products ($38.96)

Dosha herbal tea lollipops ($35)

Aviv 613 vodka ($30)

Cannonball wine

Bee Free Honee organic apple honey

Wrag Wrap sustainable gift wrap

Simon’s Happy Pet shampoo

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