According to a number of unconfirmed rumors which have surfaced in the press recently, Portia de Rossi and her relationship with Ellen DeGeneres may be on the rocks.
Star magazine claims that the current relationship issues are over an alleged crush Ellen DeGeneres has on none other than Pamela Anderson.
According to the publication, a source claimed that Ellen DeGeneres not only has a crush on Pamela Anderson but is more or less obsessed with her.
The source said: “[Pamela Anderson] is all Ellen talks about these days. It’s become a real issue for Portia.”
The publication further claimed that Portia de Rossi needs to watch out since Pamela Anderson cut her hair short like Ellen DeGeneres’: “As the old theory goes, when two people spend way too much time together, they start to look alike.”
If Ellen Degenerate is getting a divorce, that’s good news…even homosexuals are getting the dirty end of the marriage stick! Now here’s something that puzzles me: Degenerate is grooming herself butch (like a man); the other one is apparently the fem, so if she was looking for another person who looked like a man, acted like a man, was as masculine as a man, why the hell didn’t she get herself a man? And vice versa.